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Recently added most pathetic
news stories, the bad gone even worse,
bad luck tales and horrible-gone-wrong stories, right
here:
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Man, Son, Neighbor Swallowed by Cesspool
A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to
pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool
in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were
sucked in when they tried to help...read
the weird, strange story.
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Fifth annual No Pants Subway Ride
8 Nabbed for No Pants Subway Ride in New York City...read
the weird story.
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Messy Animal Lovers
Two women made the news due to their weird, strange
and waayy overdone obsession to hundreds of animals.
Private animal autopsy and deep frozen dogs...read
the whacked story.
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2005 Most Bizarre Quick News Stories
A compilation of the weirdest quickies from the year
2005. Pathetic stories and Strange News, Odd Stories, Weird Tales items all
over again...read
the weird stories collection.
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Bad
behaved Santa's: Do you want this Santa Claus in
YOUR chimney?
Drinking Santas on a rampage in New Zealand, armed
German robber Santas, disguised, a British St. Nick
wanted for flashing and a Swedish vandal in a Santa
outfit are giving the big man in red a bad name end
of 2005...read
the weird story.
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SANTA CLAUS: An Engineer's Perspective
Santa is dead and here is proof...read
the weird story.
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Court Pardons Bra Burglar in Love
A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the
neighbors home he loved secretly, at one point
sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been
let off the hook by a Chinese court...read
the weird story.
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Man Confesses To Stuffing Ball In Man's Throat
A man confessed he killed another man by stuffing a
ball down his throat to prevent him from screaming
during an uninvited sexual advance...read
the weird story.
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Woman Impaled by Wrought Iron Fence
Elderly woman found Tuesday impaled by wrought-iron
fence with the metal rod protruding through her
mouth...read
the weird story.
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Calling
it even
Turkish villager Mehmet Yaksi who ran away with his
friend's wife has offered his own wife in exchange...read
the weird story.
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Arsonist Torched Himself
An Australian arsonist who allegedly tried several
times to torch a hairdressing salon ended up setting
himself ablaze...read
the weird story.
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Police Car Runs Over Pair Killed already in Hit-Run Accident
A pair was killed by a hit-run driver on a dark
country road, and then a sheriff called to
investigate further ran over at least the bodies...read
the weird story.
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Cannibalism - Inmates Eating Fellow Prisoner
Two inmates of a prison in the Altai territory of
Siberia have been charged with cooking and eating a
fellow prisoner...read
the weird story.
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Sexsomnia -
Man charged, having sex asleep
A court decision in Ontario is reviewed that
acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he
suffers from "Sexsomnia" and was, as he claims,
asleep at the time of the incident...read
the weird story.
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Man Accused of Putting Daughter in Microwave
The father of a twenty-two-month-old girl has been
charged with child abuse for putting her in the
microwave oven...read
the weird story.
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Brothers killed over argument about directions
a fight between two brothers over directions
resulted in one brother shooting the other in the
head...read
the weird story.
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Car Antenna Pierces Man's Brain
An Oregon man bumping into the tip of his car
antenna drove the metal rod up his nose and into the
brain...read
the weird story.
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Definitions regarding Pathetic News
Stories
From
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
News is essentially new information or current events.
This article discusses news in the context of
journalism.
News is reported by newspapers, television and radio
programs, Web sites, RSS feeds and wire services. News
reporting is a type of journalism, typically written or
broadcast in news style. Most news is investigated and
presented by journalists (or reporters) and often
distributed via news agencies. If the content of news is
significant enough, it eventually becomes history.
“Storytelling is humanity’s oldest form of literacy.”
The words of Kate Mitchoff (2005) suggest that each
human is born with the ability to use verbal
communication to teach, explain, and entertain. The oral
description of events, either real or imagined, is known
as the practice of storytelling. Some stories that have
been told from parent to child, one generation at a
time, have been repeated, adapted and improved from a
time when there was no television, no radio, no
newspaper, indeed, no paper. Some of the most tragic of
these stories carry the most important of messages that
teach the most important lessons of life. The messages
sustain ideas, and ideals. They help us all better
understand the human experience. Stories may be found in
the home relationship between parent and child. Stories
are found in classrooms attended by children and adults.
They are seen in the intimacy of family, the complexity
of business, and the widespread public experience of
leadership and followership. The vast modern
entertainment industry is built upon a foundation of
sophisticated multimedia storytelling. The following
text describes some of the known history and theory of
storytelling.
Reference.com on PATHETIC
pa·theti·cal·ly adv.
Synonyms: pathetic, pitiful, pitiable, piteous,
lamentable.
These adjectives describe what inspires or deserves
pity. Something pathetic elicits sympathetic sadness and
compassion: “a most earnest... entreaty, addressed to
you in the most pathetic tones of the voice so dear to
you” (Charles Dickens). Both pitiful and pitiable apply
to what is touchingly sad: “She told a most pitiful
story” (Samuel Butler). “The emperor had been in a state
of pitiable vacillation” (William Hickling Prescott).
Sometimes these three terms connote contemptuous pity,
as for what is hopelessly inept or inadequate: a school
with pathetic academic standards. “To be guided by
second-hand conjecture is pitiful” (Jane Austen). “That
cold accretion called the world, which, so terrible in
the mass, is so unformidable, even pitiable, in its
units” (Thomas Hardy). Piteous applies to what cries out
for pity: “They... made piteous lamentation to us to
save them” (Daniel Defoe). Lamentable suggests the
evocation of pity mixed with sorrow: “Tell thou the
lamentable tale of me,/And send the hearers weeping to
their beds” (Shakespeare).
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